Alright, my sweet little ones, if you want to earn a spot in Mummy’s playtime, we need to lay down a few rules…

Discipline Time!

Playtime is a privilege, not a right, and if you want to be part of Mummy’s world, you’ve got to show that you know how to behave and be oh-so-good for Me.

Here’s what you need to understand, dears:

Playtime isn’t free

If you’re hoping for Mummy’s attention, you’ll need to offer up your tribute first. I adore spoiling My littles, but you have to show Me you’re ready to be spoiled. Treats aren’t handed out to just anyone, My darling—you’ve got to earn them.

Don’t flood Mummy’s inbox without good reason.

I know you’re eager for My attention, but littles don’t demand without showing respect. If you’re serious about a session, put some effort in and let Me see that sparkle of devotion in you.

Mummy picks and chooses who gets to play

I don’t need to fill My schedule to feel wanted. I’d much rather have a few devoted little ones who know how to follow the rules than a bunch of greedy hands all grabbing at once. Quality playtime is what I enjoy, so don’t worry about Mummy spreading Herself too thin—She doesn’t.

No, Mummy doesn’t travel for playdates anymore. Don’t cry about it!

I’ve found I much prefer spending time with My real-life family, but don’t you worry—Mummy still loves to indulge Her littles online. You’ll find that I can be just as fun and wicked when we’re far apart, if not more so.

Remember, playtime with Mummy is a gift. Be patient, show respect, and always come with a full heart (and an even fuller tribute). If you do, I might just let you come out to play!

Kindest,

Miss Paz Bizarre