Hey losers & lovers! Toilets & pets…
Quick update on things from the Bizarreverse!
Sydney folks, heads up: I’ve shifted the tour dates for May-June. Between marking season, the end-of-semester chaos, and kid logistics, I’ve decided to stay put a little longer. I’m taking the chance to enjoy some time with friends before submitting my thesis (finally). Thanks for your patience; it’s a big few months!
NeuroKink Academy is already in Week 3, and I’ve been head-down supporting this current cohort. I’ll be taking you on a tour inside the Academy at the end of June 2025, just before the doors open for Cohort 2 in July. The next round will include some improvements based on what’s working well (and what needs a bit of a polish).
… We have a winner!
The 1:1 coaching session valued at $230
…has been claimed!
Congrats to the subscriber who won (You’ll already have an email if it’s you).
Not you? No worries, stay subscribed for more giveaways like this. It’s free, and you’ll always be the first to know about new offers, opt-ins, and when the next NK cohorts go live.
Multi-Hour May
is now live and my books are open if you’d like to lock in a date with me! If you’ve been craving something longer, more layered, or just want more time to drop in, this is the offer for you.
The longer you go, the better the rate.
It’s designed for depth, intensity, and actually having space to unfold.
See what’s on offer + make your booking here:
pazbizarre.com
Got questions or something custom in mind? Just reach out. I’m always happy to talk through options via email or schedule a consultation as needed.
Distance domination continues, as always.
My calendar is open for remote sessions, even when I’m in research goblin mode. Distance domination sessions remain open year-round.
A quick note: Streamate content is on hold for the second half of the year. I’ve taken it off the schedule for now; too many other priorities, and it doesn’t currently fit!
What’s coming up?
- More tours in the second half of the year
- An in-person NeuroKink meetup (Melbourne, Vic or Sydney, NSW?)
- And the return of the Bizarre Salon
…IRL magic incoming!!!
Too impatient to wait for my next tour?
Fly Me To You is always an option. If you’re ready, get in touch and we can talk logistics!
Thanks for sticking around, especially in a season where everything is a bit full-on. I appreciate every message, booking, and quiet bit of support.
Thank you for being here, for reading, for supporting the blend of academia, kink, and everyday survival. Whether you’re part of the NK fam, a curious onlooker, or just love a good long read; you’re part of the Paz Bizarreverse.
(Dominating, writing, parenting, marking, repeat)
Paz Bizarre
NeuroKink Founder | Researcher | Domme of Many Tabs