Attention, deviants!

I’ve officially migrated to a new, private platform for all my virtual sessions and consultations, leaving Zoom in the dust where it belongs.

Now, you can dive into our wickedly fun chats and custom pre-session planning calls in a space that’s as edgy as you deserve. The transition is seamless, but the experience? Transformed.

All my clients feedback has been positive, and the call time is longer.

With tours coming up, and face to face sessions at $500 an hour and open, there’s no better time to book.

Lock in your slot now to ensure you’re fully prepped and primed for the main event. Early bookings mean first dibs on my schedule, so don’t be left groveling at the last minute.

Curious yet unsure?

Email me & I’ll give you a free demo. What have you got to lose, Loser?

Kindest,
Miss Paz Bizarre