Helloooo you gorgeous mess!!!
It’s been a while since I’ve posted a full update, & a lot has shifted behind the scenes. My Bizarre Biz evolves as I do! Here’s everything you need to know moving into early 2026, especially if you’re planning time with me or following my work more broadly.
New Availability for 2026
Starting February 2026, I’m opening up weekday evenings.
Yes, evenings. Yes, finally.
I’m not sure how long this will last. I like to experiment with my schedule & offerings as you may know by now, so get it while you can!
A few important notes:
Weekends are now reserved for retainer clients or 3+ month package contracts ONLY. No casual bookings.
Multihour bookings are available weekdays if you’re a casual.
I’ll offer one extended late night each month, running until 9pm! Wooo!
Deposits are essential, & consultations are still available.
If you want to secure a session, 2 to 3 weeks’ notice as a minimum is ideal. My regulars roster keeps me busy, & planning ahead gives you the best chance at the time you want.
January 2026 Break
I’ve adjusted my January break slightly:
I’m taking most of January off, & the remainder of the break will happen later in 2026.
Bookings for anything after January 20th are now open.
Payments
BEEM is still not working.
Until further notice, payments can be made via:
PayID
BPAY
Podcast
If you haven’t tuned in yet, now’s your moment!
The podcast continues to be a mix of story, analysis, lived experience, & unhinged tangents!
Find it on my website or podbean.
NeuroKink Update
NeuroKink has been delayed, & for good reason.
Supporting my autistic kid through a transition into alternative schooling has taken priority, & deserves to.
NK is evolving into something more aligned with what people actually need:
a group coaching model, not a static “buy-&-forget” product.
The good news?
Module 1 will be released for FREE.
Keep your eyes & ears open!!! It’s coming.
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See you round, sluts!!!