Hello devotees
I’ll be completely offline January 1-19, 2026. That means no sessions, no emails, no exceptions.
So that also means if you want a Melbourne session before then, here are your options:
Friday, December 19 – Daytime/afternoon
Saturday, December 20 – Afternoon/evening
Monday, December 22 – Evening
Tuesday, December 23 – Evening
Christmas Eve – Evening
December 26-31 – Very limited (working around existing bookings)
After that, I’m gone until January 20.
I’m not running a full schedule through the holidays. I’m working strategically around existing commitments, taking time off, and setting myself up for a strong start to 2026!
If you’ve been thinking about booking, select from the following, as I will not be adding more dates. I’m not shortening my January break, and I’m not checking emails while I’m offline, other than those related to NeuroKink Foundations, Cohort 2.
NeuroKink Launches January 6
While I’m on holidays in January, NeuroKink live classes will still be happening.
The first live session kicks off Monday, January 6 and runs for 6 weeks (every Tuesday through February 10).
I’m still finalising the exact time, but it will likely be 8pm to accommodate people joining after work. If you want to be notified when the time is confirmed, sign up here.
What to expect:
- 6 weeks of live lectures on how neurodivergence intersects with BDSM
- Live Q&A after each session
- 6 weeks of live group coaching
- Access to replays (if you can’t make it live)
- Private discussion space for ongoing conversation
This is not a course where I tell you “how to dominate” or give you a kink 101 knowledge. It is an exploration of why kink works, somatic exercises for your practice and how to build scenes that are psychologically coherent, as well as physically intense. Participants need curiosity and a willingness to engage with their body and the community. NeuroKink offers a 6-week, $60 Foundations course for ND and curious adults who want to explore kink as a vehicle for self-understanding and self-regulation.
Enrolment is open now. More details and signup: NeuroKink Foundations
How to Book December Sessions
Rates vary by session type and duration. Contact me with what you’re interested in and I’ll provide a quote.
Deposit: 50% of session total (minimum $300). Non-refundable, held as credit toward any future session *Terms and conditions apply
Booking process:
- Email with subject line: Melbourne December
- Include your preferred date (from list above) and session details
- I’ll provide a quote and deposit amount
- Pay deposit (PayID, Beem, BPAY or Stripe)
- Exact session time and venue confirmed once deposit is received
Can’t Make December?
My first 2026 tour is Sydney, February 26-March 1.
Limited spots, $300 deposit required. Full details here.
Otherwise, Melbourne availability reopens January 20, 2026.
Don’t sit on it. December is genuinely tight, and I won’t be reachable for sessions in January. NeuroKink will be running, and enrolment is open now.
Happy Holidays
Thanks to those who showed up this year; thoughtfully, respectfully, and with intention! I notice your consistency.
Take care of yourselves over Christmas and New Year and keep your judgment intact.
May 2026 bring you more intentional deviance, hopefully with the original ‘Mummy’, Paz Bizarre
— Miss Paz